If you’ve ever wondered what Die Hard would look like if it’s covered by rainbow and glitter, Dead Hard is here to show you. As the first-ever immersive drag pantomime, YIPPEE Theatre’s wild parody of the classic Christmas action film hits the COLAB Tower. Unapologetically camp, Dead Hard is here to bring you some d*ck-swinging action this winter.

In the arrival area, the cast mingles among the audience in character, setting up the world. The show kicks off with some immersive experiences. Audiences are split into two groups—hostages and hostage takers—invited to join in with some party games, warming up the crowd and establishing the audience’s position in the world. Sure, there are a few technical hiccups, but the actors keep things moving, maintaining a buoyant, party-like atmosphere.

Once inside the main space, the narrative begins. It’s pantomime; it's drag; it's interaction, go-karts, silly props, and the "He's behind you!"s. A couple of highlights are Toby Osmond's strong stage presence as the evil villain “Hands” rocking an impeccable style with the Olivia Rodrigo-like purple hot pants, a sequined suit, and, of course, some evil intentions. And Jacqui Bardelang impressively hops between characters, from CEO Joe Shoulderpads Capitalism shooting cocaine (flour) with the audience to the cop, the emergency hotline lady, and more! Pulling off each role with charm and versatility, and of course, what Bardelang does best, drag!

Though the cast are welcoming and game for anything, the direction could be sharper. With so many elements—drag, panto, parody, audience participation—it sometimes feels more chaotic than cohesive. Bertie Watkins, serving as writer, producer, director, and tech, has huge ambitions, but a tighter focus on how each piece of the puzzle fits together would help to give the audience more clarity.

Still, the audience’s non-stop laughter suggests they’re more than happy to roll with the show’s wacky chaos. Yes, Dead Hard might be rough around the edges, but it’s also a chance to meet the iconic characters in a whole new way. This drag-panto mashup dials up the festive spirit; it’s a fun, messy celebration of camp and chaos.

**** Four stars

Reviewed by: Dan Hsu

Dead Hard - A Drag Die Hard Parody Panto plays at London’s COLAB Tower until 12 January 2025, with further info here.